PET PEEVE: When people scrape their teeth on their fork.

- No one wants to hear your teeth scrape across your fork when you pull it out of your mouth... It sounds like nails on a chalkboard and is highly annoying. It makes me cringe! You have lips for a reason people, use them! Either that, or eat finger food around me so I don’t have to suffer! 

PET PEEVE: When people brag.

- Have you ever ran into one of those people who think they know absolutely everything?? Not only that, but they get every single thing they want. To make matters worse they go around pissing everybody off bragging about it. They are to naive to realize that if they actually work for what they want, that they would appreciate it much more than just having it handed to them. I can’t stand listening to how awesome it is that they have it and I don’t! That’s okay I’ll be better off in the long run! ;) 

PET PEEVE: When people don’t dress their age.

- I hate all of the girls that walk around this school dressed like little skanks. It absolutely grinds my gears that their parents let them out of the house looking like that! The worst part about it is when they demand respect from their teachers when they can’t even present themselves appropriately. On top of that, I don’t want to look at your boobs hanging out of your shirt and your ass hanging out of the bottom of your short shorts. That is disgusting! Present yourself the way you want to be treated ladies! Don’t go wondering why guys go around using you! End of story.

PET PEEVE: When people snoop.

- Nosy people are just way to much for me to handle! When you ask to borrow my phone to make a call I expect you to make that call and give it back. There is no need to start snooping through my text messages and pictures. It just makes you look bad and even worse when I catch you doing it. My privacy, lets keep it that way!!

PET PEEVE: When couples sit on the same side of the booth together.

- Have you ever walked into a restaurant and see a couple smooshed together on the same side of the booth and no one on the other side!? It drives me crazy! There’s always that awkward conversation while you wait for your food and on top of that you’re sitting right to the side of the person you’re trying to talk to. How do you possibly look at the person without having to crane your head all awkwardly to see them!? Not only that but it’s awkward for everyone around them watching trying to eat their food. Come on!! There is two sides to the table for a reason! 

PET PEEVE: When people drink straight out of the container.

- Have you ever walked into the kitchen to see someone drinking straight out of the container?? Eww! It’s one of the most disgusting things ever!! No one wants to go to pour a glass of milk and be drinking someone else’s back wash! That is soo gross! If you can drink a whole gallon of milk on your own, go for it! But at least put your name on the jug or something so we all don’t have to suffer and choke down your back wash!

PET PEEVE: When people can’t look you in the eyes.

- When people can’t look me in the eyes while I am talking to them, I obviously assume that they lack some sort of respect. When I am trying to hold a conversation with someone I expect that they look at me! We have been told since elementary school that when the teacher is speaking, the students show he/she that they are not only listening but also comprehending by making eye contact. Moral of this is to look others in their eyes when holding a conversation!

PET PEEVE: When people drag their feet when they walk.

- I hate when you are walking behind someone and all you hear is *scuff..scuff..scuff* every step they take. Either you are just one lazy ass or don’t know how to try on shoes at the store. I mean come on, buy shoes your size!! Do you want to have to buy shoes every couple of weeks because the heels of your shoes are gone?? I think not! Pick up your feet or sit your ass down. 

PET PEEVE: People who fake laugh.

- Fake laugh = Fake person. If you don't think that it is funny, don't attempt to laugh... simple as that. For one, you usually just make a complete fool out of yourself, and two, you look like an idiot!

 

PET PEEVE: Shopping carts that squeak.

- Have you ever been in the store and the person in the next isle has that one cart that is absolutely obnoxious!?! Like seriously even just the littlest movement, the loudest squeak will ring through the whole damn store. Moral of the story... Test your cart! When you take your cart out and it makes this awful noise while you push it in front of you, realize your disrupting everyone around you!!

PET PEEVE: When people ask me what time it is.

- Dear ignorant idiots. The first portable watch was invented in the 15th century. It is now the year of 2013!!! Learn how to supply your self with a clock! I can guarantee you if you open your eyeballs and look around there is probably a damn clock on the wall somewhere near you. Don't ask me what time it is... FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!

PET PEEVE: When people rudely interrupt you to say what they have to say and then when they're done want you to continue what you were saying.

- Is it just me or does it drive you absolutely nuts when you're in the middle of a story and the person you're telling it to has to completely cut you off to tell you a story of theirs?! Half the time it's entirely off topic, and the worst part about it is they finish and then expect you to continue telling your story!!! On top of all that, you can’t remember what you were even talking about or better yet, the point you were trying to make telling the story in the first place...

PET PEEVE: When men leave the toilet seat up.

- This is statement for all the men in this world!! Why is it so hard to put the toilet seat down?? I guess it's because of their one track mind blocking them from all common sense! I mean seriously it is not that much work to reach out and flick your wrist as you flush... I don't want to fall in the toilet when I go to pee in the middle of the night! YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES THAT USE THE TOILET!!!!

PET PEEVE: When people have rude manners/ noisy eaters.

- Have you ever sat next to someone who can’t eat without sounding like they have never been fed in their entire life?? There is that old saying when people say “ Were you born in a barn?”. It’s more like they’re just to inconsiderate and self centered to realize that they are disturbing the peace of the people in a whole 20 foot radius. I mean come on, didn't you learn anything from your parents!?

PET PEEVE: When people respond with "K" instead of "Okay".

- Calling ALL men! Are you looking for a way to instantly piss off your woman?? It only takes one letter!! It's simple, in a deep conversation after she ask a question just respond with K. That will do it every time! Just a simple little reminder Gentlemen, the word is "Okay", not just "K".